Products. Actual Products.
Six products. Each one developed with the kind of care that takes years and produces something you could have bought elsewhere for less. We are proud of all of them. We are especially proud of the ones that exist.
All prices are final. We have considered making them negotiable. We have decided against it.
The Actually Candle™
Olfactory Intentionality Collection
Hand-poured by someone in a facility. Scented with "Quiet Confidence" — a proprietary fragrance blend our team spent 11 months describing and 3 weeks making. Burns for up to 40 hours, or until you feel something. If you do not feel something, that is also fine. Actually Corp does not guarantee feelings.
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The Actually Water™
Hydration Optimization Suite
Molecularly restructured hydration. Our water is sourced from a location we have described internally as "intentional" and externally as "a place." It has been filtered 9 times through a proprietary process we have named but not explained. It tastes like water. We believe this is intentional.
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The Actually Tote™
Portable Lifestyle Conveyance System
Carries your belongings with the quiet authority of someone who has read all the right books and would like you to know that without saying it. Constructed from materials. Holds things. The handles are the correct length — we measured them twice and then had a third party measure them and then we measured them again.
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The Actually Journal™
Analog Thought Capture Device
A notebook. 192 pages of premium paper, each one blank and waiting for thoughts you will have eventually. The cover is embossed with the Actually Corp wordmark so that anyone who sees it will understand that you are a person who takes their thoughts seriously enough to spend $220 on a place to put them.
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The Actually Supplement™
Cognitive Lifestyle Enhancement Capsule
A daily capsule containing ingredients. The ingredients have names. Some of the names are in Latin, which we find lends credibility to the overall experience. We cannot tell you what the supplement does because we have not finished deciding. Our team of Actually Nutritionists — both of them — are aligned on the direction.
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The Actually Blanket™
Thermal Comfort Optimization System
A blanket. Extraordinarily soft. We sourced the material from a supplier who described it as "very soft" and we agreed. The blanket is large enough to cover a person, which is the primary use case for a blanket. We are proud of it. We made six of them. They are gone. We are considering making more but first we need to have a summit.
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You Cannot Simply Buy These.
Submit an Expression of Interest
Not an application. An expression. There is a difference and we will not be explaining it.
Await Acknowledgment
Our team will acknowledge your expression within 6–8 weeks. The acknowledgment is not an approval. It is an acknowledgment.
Complete the Lifestyle Alignment Survey
A 47-question survey designed to determine whether your values are compatible with our products. Question 23 is a trap. We will not tell you which one.
Receive a Decision
We will contact you with a decision. The decision is final. The decision may also be "we are still deciding." That is also a decision.
Actually Corp does not offer refunds. Actually Corp does not offer exchanges. Actually Corp offers the opportunity to have purchased something, and we feel that is enough.